Senin, 04 April 2011

Strength, Determination & My Love for Sweet Potatoes

Motivation Today ~  Never Give Up



Why do I post this particular picture….to me it represents achievement, strength & determination to overcome the obstacles of 2008/2009. It was a celebration shoot I did with my fabulous photographer Gene X of Orange photography. I was celebrating many things…turning 45 is one, but I was also in a happier place in my life overall. Struggling physically in 2008 into 2009 was so HUGE for me, and re-creating myself was a journey of pain, physical weakness, loss…BUT to come full circle as I NEVER gave up each day…through my tears…I pushed…I ICED…I pushed…I ICED…this cycle seemed to take forever until finally the physical therapy starting bearing fruit of repair. It was also during this time that I really embraced the positive power of EVERYTHING positive…if that makes sense. I have always been a positive person, but this seemed to magnify it 100x more. Triumphant is a great word! I know that I touched on this subject before but today I felt moved to write more.


Next topic….Nutrition….I am so glad that you want to hear more about that. As I shared before, my nutrition is just as important as the physical exercise I do to keep me in the BEST shape I can be. I enjoy what I prepare because it DOES NOT taste like cardboard, or bland, or like any other eating healthy rumor that is out there. Right now I am on a sweet potato kick and having one everyday with my protein source at a meal…..I think I will turn orange soon…have to laugh at myself. I LOVE to pre-cook in the microwave, cut into wedges, and shake in my bag of spices for SPICY STAY HEALTHY GOODNESS. Check out the picture….this is my meal 3. I also created a new protein ball using chocolate whey instead of the vanilla for the Oatmeal Raisin Vanilla Whey Protein Balls that I shared with you in my prior blog. I will call this one Stay Healthy Chocolate Covered Raisin Protein Ball…and it is really good. As far as meal planning goes….it is a must to have it READY….so out goes the crock pot where I prepare at least 8 chicken breasts to be used for different meals throughout my week. Let me just share that hubby and I took a day trip yesterday, & packed our cooler with prepared egg whites mixed with mustard, tossed in a few slices or sprouted grain bread, protein balls, oranges, and raw walnuts/almonds….and PLENTY of water. I do not know if this seems strange to you to be prepared like this, but it is truly easy once you get the hang of it. The BEST part also, we save LOTS OF $$$$$.....Taking care of my body with Stay Healthy Food & Saving $$$$ is a Win Win in my book…..I think someday that will be in order…a Book that is ;)


My Nutrition for Today:


1 cup coffee
1-Pre workout shake
2-Post workout shake
My Meal 3 - Spicy Sweet Potatoes & Protein Balls
3-Sweet potato & 2 Stay Healthy Chocolate Covered Raisin Protein Balls
4-B/S Chicken Breast topped with salsa & fruit
5-B/S Chicken Breast with Steamed Broccoli & Brussel Sprouts
6-Protein Pudding (I am HOOKED on this before bed…..YUM)


My Workout of the Day:


30 Interval Training on the ARC

I kept moving and repeated 4 times
Leg Extensions – 25lbs @ 25 reps
Low Rows – 30lbs @ 25 reps
Hamstring Curls – 25lbs @ 25 reps
BOSU abs – 25 reps


Stay Healthy!


Darla :)



Cranberry Bulgur Wheat Pilaf, a.k.a. Bulgur Wheat is the Best

I have a new obsession: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Okay, two new obsessions. The first is the Joss Whedon series, which HOTUS and I have somehow missed entirely up until now, and which we are loving like one would love unlimited mimosas or the first hydrangeas of spring. I suddenly get Sarah Michelle Gellar, and see why one might consider three-foot-two-inch Seth “Scott Evil” Green a sex symbol. Also, Alyson Hannigan’s hairdresser has to call me immediately.

The second obsession is bulgur wheat. It’s not nearly as witty, and the DVDs are much harder to collect, but over the last few months, the stuff has become one of my favorite things on earth.

A briefing: Bulgur wheat is a chewy, nutty, slightly sweet whole grain. High in fiber and protein, it’s an excellent substitute for quinoa, brown rice, and other whole grains. I always buy Bob’s Red Mill brand, which is quick cooking, fairly easy to find, and reasonably priced. The only thing wrong with the food, is that I constantly get the name wrong, typing it as “wheat bulgur.” (Oh, the hijinks we get into here.)

I’ve made this fabulous grain into casseroles. I’ve made it into salads. I’ve made it into chicken burgers (recipe coming later today on Serious Eats). And now, I’ve made it into this pilaf, from Moosewood’s Simple Suppers. So. Good.

HOTUS and I just arrived home from a weekend away, and didn’t have many (read: any) fresh vegetables lying around. We did, however, have dried cranberries, an orange, a lemon, and a couple of walnuts. Those are the main flavor components of this sweet side dish, though rosemary, onions, and garlic all play supporting roles. Assembled, it’s worthy of a weeknight dinner, weekend guests, or even … stay with me here … Thanksgiving. (Seriously, this would totally work as an alternative to stuffing. Cross my heart, hope to meet some pilgrims.)

Whether or not you decide to give this dish a try (you should, though), I suggest at least buying a big bag of bulgur wheat. If nothing else, you can throw it at your Buffy marathon every time David Boreanaz attempts an Irish accent.

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If you’d like to make sweet sexy talk to this, you’d flip for:
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Cranberry Bulgur Wheat Pilaf
Serves 4 to 6 as a side dish
Adapted from Moosewood Restaurant Simple Suppers: Fresh Ideas for the Weeknight Table

2 tablespoons olive oil
1 cup chopped onion
3 garlic cloves, minced
Pinch of salt
1 orange
1/2 teaspoon dried crumbed rosemary or 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh rosemary
1 1/2 cups wheat bulgur
1 1/2 cups water or chicken stock or vegetable stock
1/2 cup dried cranberries
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1/3 cup chopped walnuts, pecans, or almonds
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

1) Heat olive oil in saucepan over medium heat. Add onions, garlic, and pinch of salt and sauté onion is soft, about 10 minutes.

2) While onion is cooking, zest and juice the orange. Add zest, rosemary and wheat bulgur to onions. Cook 1 minute, stirring frequently. Add orange juice, water/stock and cranberries. Stir to combine. Drop heat to low, cover, and cook 10 to 15 minutes, or until wheat bulgur is softened. (It should be chewy, but not crunchy.) If not fully cooked by the end, add 1/4 cup water and give it another few minutes.

3) Kill heat. Stir in lemon juice and soy sauce. Add walnuts. Stir. Salt and pepper to taste. (Salting this correctly will make a ton of difference.) Serve.

Approximate Calories, Fat, Fiber, Protein, and Price Per Serving
4 servings: 412 calories, 14 g fat, 13.1 g fiber, 10 g protein, $1.10
6 servings: 275 calories, 9.4 g fat, 8.7 g fiber, 6.6 g protein, $0.73

NOTE: I used water instead of broth, fresh rosemary, Bob’s Red Mill Quick Cooking Bulgur Wheat, and walnuts. The calculations reflect that.

Calculations
2 tablespoons olive oil: 239 calories, 27 g fat, 0 g fiber, 0 g protein, $0.20
1 cup chopped onion: 67 calories, 0.2 g fat, 2.2 g fiber, 1.5 g protein, $0.40
3 garlic cloves, minced: 13 calories, 0 g fat, 0.2 g fiber, 0.6 g protein, $0.12
Pinch of salt: negligible calories, fat, fiber, and protein per serving, $0.01
1 orange worth of zest: negligible calories, fat, fiber, and protein per serving, Free
1 orange worth of juice: 39 calories, 0.2 g fat, 0.2 g fiber, 0.6 g protein, $0.33
1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh rosemary: negligible calories, fat, fiber, and protein per serving, $0.33
1 1/2 cups wheat bulgur: 840 calories, 3 g fat, 42 g fiber, 30 g protein, $1.36
1 1/2 cups water: negligible calories, fat, fiber, and protein per serving, Free
1/2 cup dried cranberries: 182 calories, 0.7 g fat, 5 g fiber, 0.2 g protein, $0.50
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice: 4 calories, 0 g fat, 0 g fiber, 0 g protein, $0.30
1 tablespoon soy sauce: 8 calories, 0 g fat, 0.1 g fiber, 1 g protein, $0.09
1/3 cup chopped walnuts, pecans, or almonds: 255 calories, 25.4 g fat, 2.6 g fiber, 5.9 g protein, $0.75
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper: negligible calories, fat, fiber, and protein per serving, $0.01
TOTAL: 1647 calories, 56.5 g fat, 52.3 g fiber, 39.8 g protein, $4.40
PER SERVING (TOTAL/4): 412 calories, 14 g fat, 13.1 g fiber, 10 g protein, $1.10
PER SERVING (TOTAL/6): 275 calories, 9.4 g fat, 8.7 g fiber, 6.6 g protein, $0.73

Sabtu, 02 April 2011

My Passions….Cooking, Baking….and Eating;)

Motivation of the Day: Pursue Your Passions…Your Spice in Life


I would have to say one of my biggest passions is creating in the kitchen. I have so much fun creating healthy everything…..give me a recipe challenge to modify and it is ON!!!! Cooking is so therapeutic for me...a wonderful escape into “ME” time. I also enjoy cooking for others and getting feedback on my creations. I have always loved to cook & bake since childhood as I stood beside my Mom and learned the art of how to prepare meals. I need to thank my Mom for the hand down of my love for cooking….I have fond memories of being her helper in the kitchen & I loved the result of all the ingredients we put together. It was like magic. To this day, my passion remains and even more so, as I strive to share my nutrition with you. Nutrition is a big part of my physique looking the way it does. Did you know food contributes as much as 70-80% of maintaining a healthy body? So, not only are healthy cooking, baking & eating fun, & therapeutic for me….but it is also truly my lifestyle. I posted a poll on the Blog asking what you wanted me to write about and the vote so far… Nutrition!!! This makes me very excited, as I love to cook, love to bake, and ABSOLUTELY love to eat….in fact every 2 ½ hours I am putting something healthy in my face to keep my metabolism running at its peak to burn calories efficiently, and maintain stable sugar levels. Feeling satisfied all the time is my goal. My meals are palm size portions of all the wonderful nutrients…lean proteins, antioxidants, fiber, and healthy fats. I plan to dedicate several Blog posts on the importance of nutrition and how it has worked for me;) Cheers!

My Workout of The Day:

20 minute ARC Interval Training

Body Work: Repeat Each Set 4x
Set 1
Modified Smith French Press from navel 10lbs on bar 25reps
Lunge Knee Tucks 25reps, repeat other leg
Set 2
Modified Triceps Kickbacks 15lbs @ 15-20reps
Low jacks x3 plus jump 15 reps
Set 3
Biceps Curls 15lbs @ 10-15reps
Kick Front Lunge Backs 20 reps, repeat other leg


Oatmeal Raisin Whey Protein Balls....Watch the Video
 Nutrition of the Day
Coffee - 1 cup
1-Pre-workout Protein Shake (lighter side)
2-Post-workout Protien Shake (Power Up)
3-Sweet Potato and Oatmeal Raisin Whey Protein Balls (watch video)
4-Spinach Salad (my posted fav) & Grilled Salmon
5-Whey Protein Pudding for Dessert

 
Stay Healthy!

Darla;)




Saturday Throwback: Five Fiction Books for the Frugal Foodie

Every Saturday, we post a piece from the CHG Archives. This one came from April 2009, when the skies were blue, the chocolate was delicious, and we were all so very, very literate.

Thanks, you guys, for all your suggestions from yesterday’s nonfiction food books post. They were wonderful to see. I’d never heard of Laurie Colwin before, and hereby pledge to get on the MFK Fisher tip immediately.

Today, as a follow-up, I thought I’d recommend my favorite food fiction. Like yesterday’s selections, the books might not have much to do with inexpensive, healthy meals, but all include important scenes and plot points involving edibles.

Have you read any of these? What about other novels with stellar food scenes? The comment section is ready and waiting.

Beloved by Toni Morrison
Since main character Sethe is a cook, much of Beloved revolves around her post-Civil War era kitchen, where she prepares a series of biscuits, jams, and simple meals. Aside from that, though, there’s a flashback scene, vital to explaining the rest of the book, in which her family throws the world’s greatest picnic. It begins with a bucket of berries, and ends in luxury, celebration, and bitter feelings that affect the characters for the rest of their lives.

The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
For some reason, when I think of great literary food scenes, they tend to involve novels in which food is scarce. With no farming jobs to be had in the depths of the Great Depression, GoW’s Joad family heads west, and practically starves along the way. The skimpiness of their meals – when there’s even food to be had - makes a pivotal breastfeeding incident all the more powerful.

Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone by JK Rowling
Yes, the Harry Potter series is fundamentally about kid wizards learning their craft, coming of age, and overcoming evil. But a good part their characterization comes from Rowling’s early descriptions of their relationships with food: Harry’s amazed at the surplus, Hermione's bewitched by its quality, and Ron’s just hungry. Later, the surplus of butterbeer and field trip takeout (such as it is) hints at the kids’ maturation. Good stuff. (Plus, Bertie Bott’s Beans, anyone? I’ll take one in vomit flavor.)

The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri
On the whole, this book rules. As something that will make you immediately want an Indian buffet shoveled straight into your mouth, it rules even harder. I’m sorry I can’t be more specific, but my drool is shorting out my keyboard.

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
Many suspect the story of Francie Nolan’s BK childhood is actually Smith’s own thinly disguised biography. Either way, her perseverance in the face of occasionally crushing deprivation will charm your face off (and make you appreciate coffee a lot more). Also, if there’s a greater fictional mom than Katie Nolan, I’d like to know.


Also of Note

Bunnicula by Deborah Howe, James Howe, and Alan Daniel
A vampire bunny? That only eats vegetables? In a story told by a dog? Yes please. Growing up, this was one of my favorite books. Has anyone read it lately? Does it hold up?

The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls
Much like A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, this modern memoir focuses on the author’s poverty-stricken childhood, though in a series of locations instead of just NYC. As Walls becomes increasingly frustrated by her parents’ inability to provide the basics (shelter, food, etc.), I became increasingly grateful for how good I had it in comparison. Powerful.

Remembering Needleman by Woody Allen (short story)
If only because it has one of the greatest opening lines in literature: “It has been four weeks and it is still hard for me to believe Sandor Needleman is dead. I was present at the cremation and at his son's request, brought the marshmallows, but few of us could think of anything but our pain.”


Somewhat of Note

The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd
Can you dislike a book overall, but really dig the way it does one thing? Okay, good. Because I appreciated SLoB’s food scenes. The honey-making was particularly interesting, not least because I never considered the cleanup involved. Never, EVER spill that stuff.


Not of Note

Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
Do not read this while eating. I mean it.

(Images courtesy of A Guy's Moleskin Notebook, stupid fool yet again, and UMBC.)

Jumat, 01 April 2011

An Appointment with Myself

Motivation of the Day: Take Time to Take Care of Yourself ~One Chance, One Life, One You


My Appointment with Myself ;)
I think about how this has been such an important tool for me and a big reason for the success of living a Stay Healthy life. Barring an emergency, I do not give up my appointment with myself…the things “TO DO” will be there when I am done…and sometimes a few things are done when my fabulous husband gets to it before I do. I like to work from a PLAN; otherwise distractions can pull me away from my goals for the day. I do know that after my workouts, I handle the day with less stress & always positive feelings…got to love those endorphins released during a good sweat. There will always be something to do & in fact most are things done over & over….like laundry, cleaning, bills (not one of my favs), but there is ONLY ONE chance each day to do something to take care of me. No rewind of time for this body….so…I PLAN to do my BEST everyday to take care of this body. To nourish myself often with Stay Healthy foods, and exercise daily….and the stretching…I love to take time to relax, breathe and take in the moment of what I have accomplished. I was able to get my workout in before seeing my clients, and they did benefit from my Frisky Friday self;)








My Work out Of the Day: Back, Legs, Core….I have to share that this was intense & 100 reps burns baby burns…….read on


Low Rows, a big part of my PT..slow & controlled
I repeat each superset 4 times….Whew!!!    


Set 1
Low Rows 25 reps
Abs 25 reps


Set 2
Negative Pull ups 5 reps (very slow & controlled)
1 Leg Squats 25 reps


Set 3
Lateral Leg Lunge with Knee Tuck 25 reps
Body Ball Back Extensions 25 reps



Nutrition of the Day:

Morning cup of coffee, splash of fat free non dairy French vanilla creamer
1-Power Protein Shake…fruit/nuts/yogurt/fiber cereal/whey protein
2-Slice of Organic Wheat Sprouted Bread topped with Grilled Chicken
3-Light Protein Shake…fruit/nuts/100% cran juice/whey protein
4-Grilled Chicken with Green Veggies & Salad
5-Protein Pudding dessert


Grilled Chicken with Veggies & Spinach salad

The Stay Healthy Protein Pudding















Stay Healthy!


Darla;)







Lightened Up Fettuccine Alfredo with Veggies: Eat.Live.Be. for a better 2011!




















I first came across Eat.Live.Be. on my dear friend Joanne's blog, Eat's Well With Others. If you haven't been to Joanne's blog, do yourself a big favor and make your way over there. She's all kinds of awesome. I honestly can't wait to go to her blog every morning with my cup of coffee in hand in anticipation of a new, quirky, smartly written post about a recipe that I never knew I couldn't live without.

I was smitten with the concept of Eat.Live.Be. right from the beginning. I knew I was going to make this a part of my life. When I first saw the topic for this week's Eat.Live.Be.  post "Creative Ways To Eat Your Veggies"  I honestly got giddy. Bounced in my seat I tell you. Eat more veggies? That's my gig!


So, we all know we should eat more veggies, right? But saying a thing and doing a thing are entirely different matters. I would like to think that this blog is a resource of sorts for people. I know that I can make the best 5 star fancy meal out there. Cooking foods that are creative and unique from across the globe are my expertise, my hobby if you will. I love food excellent, full of flavor and unique food. However, my life as it is does not allow such fancies at the moment. Having 4, count them, FOUR, beautiful, energetic and healthy children {the dears} creates a big challenge when it comes to making healthy, home-made and most importantly good tasting foods. I refuse to eat 'kid food'. Mamma wants her gourmet, the kids want hot dogs. There's a compromise in there somewhere and that's what this blog is all about. It is possible to eat flavorful, healthy and kid friendly foods even on a budget and short on time.


So I decided to beat the odds. Take the healthy eating living challenge:

I will make home made meals and snacks for myself and my family.
I will not buy processed foods which are a major contributor to mindless eating.
I will make sure I buy and prepare a wide variety of fruits and veggies into our daily diets.
I will not lose my sanity in the process.

Three out of four is not bad folks.


How Do I Do It?

Easy.

No really. There are a  lot of sites out there telling you how to be healthy. What to do. Some of them are good. Some of them are great. Do what works for you. Do what's Do-able. Just Do It! {sorry, had to.}.

How we do what we do. {Eat More Veggies}

1. Eat less meat. Way less. Sounds obvious right?  It is, but again, knowing a thing and doing a thing are completely different.

I know a lot of people do the 'Meatless Monday's' thing which is great if you're used to eating a ton of meat. We however, do this in reverse; Meat on Monday's (o.k. usually it's on the weekend). This not only saves a ton of money which I then use to upgrade our meat to Organic, Free Range, Grass fed, Game and
Wild {fish}, but it also means that we eat a lot more veggies, whole grains, beans and legumes out of necessity. If your stuck for ideas on what to make for dinner without involving meat just browse through my recipe index on the top of my blog for some ideas. There are also a lot of great vegetarian and vegan 'blogs' out there for inspiration.


2. Buy more veggies.

If you buy them. You will eat them. This works.

When I buy things like mini sweet peppers, celery, snap peas and baby carrots to use as 'dippers' in my hummus or laughing cow cheese instead of crackers, that's what I eat. Plain and simple. Did you hear me?
Don't. Even. Buy Crackers, cookies or 'insert bad snack temptation here'. If you don't have a choice, the choice is easy; Healthy. It's only a matter of time before you don't want the crap anymore. Promise.


3. This goes hand in hand with  #2.  Put extra veggies in foods like eggs, rice, pasta, tuna salad, sauces & marinara's, and even smoothies! If you buy a variety of veggies, you'll find yourself starting to put them in crazy things at every meal just to use them up.

I put chopped Bok Choy, Collards or Spinach {along with garlic of course} right into my side of brown rice. Then we have another side of steamed or grilled veggies along with or protein packed, non-meat main dish.

When I make Pasta or Mac n' Cheese I add chopped greens right into them for extra vitamins.

I keep chopped Red Bell Peppers and onion pre-chopped in a bowl in the fridge so they are ready to throw into my eggs or millet first thing in the morning. Try adding things like zucchini, tomatoes and mushroom into your eggs for a different spin.


 4.  Last but not least. Try buying veggies outside your comfort zone. You never know what you are missing out on. Visit your local Farmer's Market for delicious and super fresh fun veggies. Sign up for a co-op to get fresh, local veggies right to your door.
Let your kids take their own re-usable bag to the marked with you and have them pick out their very own veggie to make for dinner! Talk about where veggies come from and why they're good for you. When you pass a farm play the " I wonder what's growing in this field? " game. You'll be surprised at some of the answers you'll get. My 3 year old thought hot dogs grew on the farm. ;)


Here is a simple recipe I make occasionally as part of that 'compromise' I talked about earlier.
My kids love Fettuccine Alfredo but Mamma doesn't like the calories. So I've adapted this recipe from an old Pillsbury Fast and Light cookbook I have to come up with a healthier recipe loaded with whatever veggies we have on hand.

Feel free to use whatever veggies you like, just use a lot! ;)





Healthier Fettuccine Alfredo with Veggies





You Will Need:

6 oz. cooked fettuccine (I use quinoa pasta)
2 cups broccoli florets
2 cups thinly sliced carrots
1/2 cup chopped baby bella mushrooms
1/2 cup frozen baby peas
1/2 cup chopped red, yellow or orange bell pepper
1 tablespoon butter
1 teaspoon extra virgin olive oil
1 small yellow onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
2 cups skim milk (or almond milk)
1-8 oz. container of Light Sour Cream
2 tablespoons almond or brown rice flour (regular or whole wheat flour will work)
1/4 cup shredded Parmesan Cheese + more for topping
2 teaspoons Herbamare or Braggs Organic Sea Kelp Delight seasoning
1/2 teaspoon salt (I use French Grey Sea Salt for the vitamins and minerals)
freshly ground pepper to taste
sliced black olives and fresh parsley for garnish



Cook pasta according to package directions. Meanwhile in a medium saucepan bring 4 cups of water to a boil. Add broccoli  and carrots. Cover, reduce heat and cook for 4-5 minutes till crisp-tender. Drain well, reserve.

Melt oil in a large Dutch oven or saucepan over medium heat. Add onion, and bell pepper. Saute 3-4 minutes till soft. Remove from pan onto a plate, reserve. Add mushrooms to pan and let sit untouched for 2-3 minutes, flip with spatula, add garlic and cook 1 more minute. Add butter to the pan with the mushrooms. Stir in flour, seasonings and salt. Gradually stir in milk. Cook until mixture starts to bubble and thicken, stirring constantly stirring with a slotted spatula.

Stir in all veggies, sour cream and Parmesan cheese. Cook until thoroughly heated,  about 2 minutes stirring constantly. Do Not let boil!

Remove from heat. Place pasta into bowls and ladle sauce and veggies on top. Add garnishes.



What Do You Do To Eat More Veggies?



Check out these other amazing Eat.Live.Be. members for inspiration and support!


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Top Ten Links of the Week: My Favorite Things

You know what, sweet readers? I’m tired of doing the same ol’ link roundup each Friday. So, this week, I thought I’d change it up and present you with my top ten very favorite things in life. (It’s kind of like Oprah’s list, except no one gets a Volvo in the end.) For special fun, let’s count ‘em down backwards. Hope you enjoy!

10) Golf
Is it a sport? A game? A hobby? A long walk over interminable greens taken by doughy white guys (and Tiger Woods) for eons at a time, narrated by men who are actually whispering, so as not to awaken the seniors who have mistaken the course for their retirement home living rooms? Only god and my dad know for sure.

9) The finale of Roseanne
(SPOILER ALERT) C’mon. You know Dan should have died in Season 5, anyway.

8) The country of Andorra
Once upon a time, I rode with family and friends through terrifying mountains and aneurysm-inducing switchbacks to reach this fine nation, one of the smallest in the world, only to find it’s a big mall for Vespa helmets. But the fine selection of Andorran Sausages (bologna), procured at a rustic local eatery (old diner), consumed next to an awe-inducing collection of European athletes (Luxembourg’s Winter Olympic team – not kidding) made up for the scooter ephemera.

7) Hootie and the Blowfish
Who didn’t hear “Only Want to Be With You” all through high school – in cars and restaurants, Starbucks bathrooms and Girl Scout potlucks, Buddhist retreats and Catholic mausoleums? I can only assume its demanding melody and complex lyrics (“I only wanna be with you / I only wanna be with you”) still resound for young Republicans even today.

6) Sandra Lee’s Baked Potato Ice Cream Recipe
It’s ice cream, dressed like a potato! Think of it like pizza in a lima bean suit, or Jon Hamm wearing a Kim Jong-il costume, or something that you love made to look homely and kind of melting. Sweet!

5) The subway
I wouldn’t trade any of it, whether it’s the surprisingly powerful 94-year-old woman elbowing me on to the third rail, the Williamsburg manorexic ironically wearing the same eyeglasses I was forced to don all through elementary school, or the seemingly button-down businessman clipping his nails over a screeching pack of Park Slope seventh graders all named Julian. I mean it.

4) Armando Benitez
Being a Mets fan would be great if it wasn’t for the 7th, 8th, and 9th innings of every ballgame. Fortunately, we’ve always had guys like ‘90s reliever Armando Benitez, who made sure that every pitch was as exciting as it could possibly be. Sometimes, you could actually see him thinking: Up by 12 runs against the Yankees? Let’s make this into nail-biter!

3) The Prince of Tides novel by Pat Conroy
This book makes me wish I didn’t have emotions.

2) Sinusitis
It’s really neat, that with all the junk packing our skulls – brains and muscles and arteries and whatnot – that our maker left a few holes full o’ nothin’. And it’s even neater that sometimes, those holes can get filled with stuff. And that stuff can be any color of the rainbow, and as soft and squishy or as elastic and bizarrely putty-like as you’ve ever seen. We’re like walking art projects, really, just waiting to be forcefully expectorated on to the nearest Kleenex canvas of life.

1) Mayonnaise
Wow! Mayonnaise is so …

I mean, I love the way it …

Um, so smooshy and…

Okay, you know this is an April Fool’s thing now. I can’t even pretend. Happy Friday, everybody!

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